Party time

After hours of primping and preening, Rosie was ready at 3.30 yesterday to attend her first one year birthday party. The celebrations were at a very exclusive address, so despite it being her friend's party, she was keen to look her best.

On arrival, she found the grandest sofa available from the twenty five on offer in the living room and got down to the serious business of looking as sofisticated as possible.

She looked on with distain as the two boys (Mikhail and Andre) demonstrated their superior walking skills. They might have the edge on getting around, but sitting pretty belongs to her. And she can stand holding on to things with serious style.

Mikhail cut his cake, Rosie and Andre looked on with approval, but were actually much happier with half a rice cracker each. A good time was had by all. Palatial surroundings, exclusive vip guests, and an appreciative adult audience.